BDE means “big dick energy”-a sort of understated confidence. In case I’m the only one who didn’t know that.

I loved this short so much! I surprised to find myself crying (stupid pms). I don’t get how any person, non-Asian or not, could possibly be confused by the story. It was not confusing at all—there were only a few characters and the action was so obvious that no words were needed. Methinks those people are either…

I guess I never knew it ever was “gone”. It’s always been a staple of mine, but maybe that’s just part of my Midwestern childhood. It certainly seems to be readily available on both US coasts where I’ve lived most of my adult life.

The Bryan Adams possible fling with Diana is really not the takeaway moment from that interview. It’s this:

No one is able to counter this guy in an intelligent way.

No love for Emilia Clarke’s freaking adorable outfit?? It’s so perfect! Tea length dress with the linen coat and the adorable ribbon heels? I lovvve ittttt.

Kit is wearing morning dress, which is traditional for a wedding.

ALSO ALSO I will watch anything with Matthew Goode in it.

Hold up. There are other Poison songs?

i’m behind the game and just finally started queer eye this week. i’ve been plowing through several episodes each night. it is a balm for my soul. it soothes me and mends my broken heart. i weep every episode. i hope this show goes on forever.

Darlene should finally come out as lesbian and her girlfriend, to her disdain, is also named Becky and is played by Sarah Chalke. 

Friendly reminder that ICE was established in 2003. The Simpsons is almost twice as old as this “bonafide law enforcement agency.” It is not good, it is not necessary, and we functioned without it for 227 years. Abolish ICE.

So, to all those people who’ve said “Oh, poor woman, she had no idea what she was getting into, show some sympathy . . . .”

If you don’t want your ice cream to sit too long after you open it I recommend acquiring two teenagers. It’s probably best to make your own but given the attitudes of some of them you can probably pick up a couple for next to nothing.

The only challenge is making sure to eat some of the ice cream before they eat all of…

This relationship is going to explode so spectacularly, we’ll all be able to use it as a diversion to flee to Canada.

Also bear in mind that the United States is the only country not to ratify the Convention on the Rights of the Child, which states that “a child shall not be separated from his or her parents against their will.” 

This is a scene from Chris’ new interview series, Between Two Adirondack Chairs. 

Use a pin or thermometer to poke a small hole in the bottom of the raw egg. Cook. crack the hot shell on the counter. THEN shock in ice water. Shell peels right off, almost in one piece.

The free samples are precisely why I hate going to Costco. I want to get the shit I need and leave. I don’t want to spend and extra 20 minutes doing it because of all the assholes who swarm the free samples and block the goddamn aisles with their shopping carts