If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

Why? MTM was a Type 1 diabetic and the JDRF is the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. It’s an excellent cause.

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before someone comes in here screaming about “WHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS WHEN TRUMP JUST DID _______” i would like to thank you for intermittently including these fun news stories.

I’ll admit to being irrationally angry at Susan Sarandon. Are you sorry now, Susan?? Now it’s something you actually care about?

I thought the same thing about Tahani!

I felt the same way about Tahani, how was this person who was doing all these things for selfish reasons in The Good Place? Turns out, she wasn’t.

The scene where Eleanor and Tahani decide not to fight over a man was spectacular! You never see that! I love how this show defied my expectations.

This show is amazing. A very definite contender for best show of the year. I didn’t see the twist, but only because you’re right I thought we got the twist already. Early on I commented to my spouse “but Tahani is terrible! She’s so self congratulatory and smug, she’s delightful to watch but she’s kind of a jerk.” and…

That moment when Michael drops the nice facade and you see the evil shine through is an exceptional acting moment. Ted Danson should get all the Emmys for that alone.

The best part of this is that Baio now has to walk around with the knowledge that a petite blonde lady came to his rescue and everyone knows it. He seems like the kind of guy that would be really bothered by that.

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”