After Carey referred to her diamonds as celebratory, Ellen DeGeneres asked her what she was celebrating. “Living life and wearing diamonds,” responded Carey.

I love that that was so genuinely sweet and awkward. Like, is she holding out her hand for me to help her up? To put on the ring? Do I get on my knee now? Now? So cute.

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

No. Absolutely nothing

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

Baldwin’s reaction is like that republican lady who got all mad at Ana Navarro for saying pussy on the news when she was quoting Donald Trump - same misdirection, same reduction of the word to the single, most recent instance of it’s use while blatantly ignoring the referenced, and far more significant, use.

I bloody love BBC Four. Bake Off, Strictly, etc can sod off, this is what I pay my licence fee for. The canal boat ride that they did a while back was lovely. Here’s a taster

My only problem with the country bus is I like to do other things while watching TV and I kept looking up just as text vanished. It needed some kind of gentle unobtrusive sound to alert you they were putting up one of their facts.

I love the Slow shows! I had the country bus one playing on my TV while hosting a semi-formal buffet dinner party, just so there wasn’t a humongous black screen lurking in the corner of my living room. It turned out to be so fascinating it was the best icebreaker I’ve ever used.

Yup, was about to post to tell you about that one. Last Christmas-time’s offering - literally hours staring right at a reindeer’s arse.

The kid is fucking hilarious. He’s always coming up with stuff like this.

Tiaras are everything. I really want one but won’t know what to do with it. Just look at this beauty

Can’t decide if the lack of tiara on this list is an oversight or was excluded on purpose because every woman interested in British period dramas already owns one.

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.

It’s bc we’re all bleeding from somewhere. Right now, I’m praying it’s my brain and I’m still in the hospital.

No, they’re not options because he’s perfect. He’s a handsome, fit man with a full head of naturally blonde hair, and any information to the contrary is a false media narrative.

Plus women are so fragile. Always complaining. Getting their feelings hurt on Twitter. Offended by theater people. Sad.

aren’t we glad we didn’t elect some WOMAN who would be worried about her appearance all the time instead of concentrating on her job?!!!

This is one of those rare situations when Donald and I agree, because I would also prefer not to look at him.