How did they turn something that was so cute into something that belongs in a horror movie set in a curio shop?

Gaston’s neck is not thick enough.

Jezebel, I love you so much, but can I please just enjoy this one thing as the world crumbles around me? This is literally the only thing I’m looking forward to as the miserable puce hobgoblin prepares to ascend the iron throne. On a more serious note, I’m a Jewish woman and I’m terrified. My niece is biracial and I’m…

I love Ever After and I’m mostly on board with you but this one kinda gets me a bit just because B&tB was a huge favorite of mine when it came out and also Emma Watson 4ever.

That tea kettle and son are 10 times more frightening that the beast.

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

http://allbaddays.bigcartel.com/

I’m starting to think that maybe we shouldn’t have elected this fella President, you guys.

Brooks’ buddy, Carl Reiner:

I’m legit starting to believe that the end is near and all the good ones are being raptured.

If only one of those bodies was orange with tiny hands. If only..........................

Between this and this

How did this woman not burst into tears upon seeing her? Because, given my reaction to this story, that’s what I would have done.

I want to run in to Hillary and just cry in her arms.

And I’ll just cry one more time.

Good for her. #imstillwithher

“This was how it started”

I kind of wish “Maerd” would catch on as a yoonique name like “Nevaeh” because it’s the word Dream backwards and kinda sounds like the word for shit in French.

Grow up? Have you been asleep or ignoring right wing media for the past 8 years, chuckles? I’m rooting for him to be jailed on tax evasion and led out of the Oval Office in handcuffs.