I love the beauty products idea!

Was it the octopus one??? I love that octopus one!!

This is horrifying. And I really need to know what this nail polish is?

Well maybe this was just “satire”.....

It’s whipped cream. You can’t go wrong with whipped cream, strawberries and white cake. Raspberries would also have been delicious.

My husband made me a cake for Mother’s Day. A little simpler but he was very proud of himself. And it was super yummy.

We are all Maxi dresses!!

I love you Bobby Finger!

And aren’t they all just looking awful in their maxi dresses?

Plus: chemicals Plus: boobs !! Think of the children! And the hairstylists!

That was my confusion as well. Isn’t the cape you wear basically a giant nursing cover up anyways?

Ummm, I’m butt hurt over my beloved maxi dresses whilst wearing yoga pants. So there.

And happy birthday!

I can’t wait for Sephora to open here (what is taking soooo long?!) so I can get that skin colour matchy zap thing done! I struggle with too brown, too pink, too yellow of it.

Yes!! This, exactly! Especially when descending oh so gracefully down the stairs or climbing regally into the car.

I’d love a tie-dye one!

Wedge sneakers.....hmmmm.....i was thinking rubber boots but that could work too.

Yeah, I didn’t realize how passionate I was about the maxi dress until I started going blind with rage after a couple of paragraphs. I should go chill and cut the grass or something.

I love the way a good jersey moves. So billowy in such a sexy way.

Score!!

That sounds lovely. I think I’m going to go google all the maxi dresses now. Maybe it will calm my desire to yell “fuck this shit” repeatedly at the computer. Don’t want to startle the 4 year old watching Curious George.

Yes!! I have this gorgeous, almost a rust red one, and it looks awesome with a white tee!