*Rubs sinister mustached hands together*
Excellent, now I can commence making all the Gawky Women of Hollywood truly bust for this once-in-a-lifetime nut: Squirrel Girl.

Right there with you, I feel like my life has become a walking viral campaign for this series because I hear living, breathing people singing its praise at restaurants and public in general not just the Internet! That's when you know it must be bad, but sadly it isn't because like Wayward Pines it's well-made,…

Squares in peg holes my dear.

Understandable but I think it's a nice change of pace.

Bieber Briber Imbibe Your Fiber

His contribution to the new MIA song was palatable and he's got that haircut.

I feel you friend. Maybe this soundcloud page of a great up-and-coming R&B artist helps distract you:
https://soundcloud.com/rins…
I am not shilling for her, but I think music is the best medicine for times like these.

Could be a sexy jam about Rail Roading made from that phone call.

I think the quality of the writing improves too, which is not a staple of most series.

And now just close your eyes for a second..
*Eyes closed and you hear a lot of rustling and Spielberg gently chiding 'No peeking' and he comes back in a full green screen suit*

No a secret cabal of Internet meanie pants who take all the parts of secular capitalism I like and perverts them.

Rub it on your salted wounds and Stephen Spielberg might read you a bedtime story.

The editing snafu Ayer has committed should result in a public shaming while Snyder and Trank and Max Landis are forced to watch by the sidelines with an ear piece whispering, "This could be you next…This could be you…"

More importantly when will A Wrinkle in Time series exist beyond the first installment or is it stuck in Spiderman origin story purgatory?

Been loving this band since bands on Myspace days with Limbo, Panto. "Big Cat" is such a great opener and nearly every song that follows it is just as fun and packs a wallop.
Maybe this is the first album that they sound more approachable and more rock and less than British eccentric dandies.

Think about the children!
*School bus drives by with shot-up windows with kids yelling every kind of conceivable obscenity and throwing used condoms*

*slow clap inside an abandoned convention center*

Bradley Cooper bangs his shrill harem of wives.

Feel like Winona Ryder has had much stranger things in her handbag.

There's just something about a deluge of period pieces that borrow from better movies of yesteryear without improving upon them that sends me into another rant about how middlebrow America keeps lowering its standards.