You owe me,… dinner?

Ahem…5318008

why not use your fancy chemicals and formula to make them yourself… mister scientist?

How chinese-owned is Lionsgate? Because that could make a donnie yuen appearance likely…

'put on the hat.'

The wife in the basement is also a fox. Her husband looks like Rob Corddry.

I believe the collective noun for nerds is 'gaggle.'

Pooh, banned for reference to 'the great leap forward' into a puddle.

Yeah, he's the kind of person who would tie a woman to a railroad and twirl his moustache. Meanwhile, ip man 3 had him fight everyone's favourite rapist Mike Tyson.

Fun fact- The real Ip man fled to hong kong because he hated communists. Actually that's not fun, but it is a fact.

I had forgotten how graphic not just the violence was, but that scene where they 69 each other is not something you see every day.

oh, white people will find something to complain about.

He was in a chinese comedy movie last year as Mr. Bean. My advice, stay away.

it's pretty good business sense, exposing old movies to markets which didn't see then before, but jeez I'm not looking forward to the inevitable 'mulan casting being racist.'

No, don't! I just cleaned the walls from the last fight.

Which is the one with the hangglider? I remember liking that just enough to not google it.

*ahem*… That's what she said.

Remember that coen brothers short with Josh brolin as a cowboy in an arthouse theatre?

It's hard to touch yourself with baby Jesus crying so loudly. At least it is for some of us…

It has a great altavista page, with that dancing baby.