I worked out in russia and the area for a while. the reason I got told was that people were hiding their teeth. They weren't big on toothbrushing.

Put him in a bath. He'll find it hilarious to make a Jacuzzi.

but do you have any attractive cousins?

I wouldn't care if I were as handsome as you. Also, I have three pairs of shorts. The most recently bought was from before america even had a brown president, let alone an orange one.

Is that what we're calling it now?

They also had some sort of magic xylophone.

you can't see it in that picture, but he has an onion tied to his belt.

Upvoted for the Hoodoo gurus.

Nice.

I had stop making sense on while I did taxes / cleaned (I know) - but I ended up dancing with several other people who came into my study over the course of it. That show really rocked.

'I told my wife I want a little pussy, …she told me she earned $22.5k last week for working 12 hours online.'

That would absolutely suck ass if they did that in movies.

I was also going to say mel Gibson. The guys a terrible bloke, i'll fight to the death for the road warrior, and apocalypto.

There have been some good ones recently. But the golden age happened when I was Bart's age, I'm now Homer-aged.

I was going to write that too, but I was in a work meeting, so pushed for time.

Politely.

He also says something like 'with a few modificiations' - ie. it works, don't worry about it, we're going to blow your mind with the next few fights.

A friend of mine went to a Halloween party as Hedonism bot. He had to lie on a deckchair for it to work, but it was glorious. 'I apologise for nothing!' is one of my favourite lines ever.

Baby, you got yourself a Stu going.

I watched a 'bowdlerised' version on a plane, which removed any bad language with overdubbed Yosemite Sam type cusswords, and any nudity or violence were just cut. Why bother?