$50. And I'd be crackin' wise the whole time.

Well noticed. I watched that two days ago. Very interesting movie.

I'm willing to forgive it as an admirable effort which is a failure. But I'd have to be paid to watch it again.

When I saw it, someone made a fart noise in the movies just after Morpheus said 'you think that's air you're breathing?' - everyone laughed.

Eh, you can give it a miss.

I believe he wants golden showers too. La di da.

for me it's gay cowboys eating pudding.

Samurai jack.

Why do you think it's called down under?

My cousins drinking crew are call themselves 'The Homesmen', and are exactly as fun as you imagine they would be.

I want aku to snap out of his malaise after being taunted by a ghost Scotsman for a whole episode.

Like genghis khan. With a gun for a leg.

But 'you go to Australia, to mess with your genitalia' does rhyme…

Pff. The girls singing it to me and my buddies preceded it with 'boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider' - a grammatically crazy sentence, but where are they now? Probably enjoying success and living their comfortable lives.

You were in the right place for that.

Fun fact, in Australia at the time of my schooling, boys went to Mars to get more bras. Wait a minute… that's not fun at all, and biologically redundant- the worst kind of redundant.

It always annoyed me that it wasn't the Local Lo-Cal Calzone Zone.

She invited Ron to move to Canada with her. He wouldn't enjoy that. I miss that show.

If you really want to get a state of your mental health, look at the 'added words' to your phones dictionary. For me it's various forms of swearing, a few names, and a bunch of locations. It's probably enough to have me convicted of various crimes.

A westbrook.