Because money has to be spent on dramatising Paul Hogan's early life… in 2017.

My reaction - fuck yeah bitches!

And ice.

War of the Worlds left me exhausted just listening to that girl screaming through it; I'd be surprised if she doesn't have a raspy voice to this day.

Yet looking only about 5 years older….

A prime candidate for 'Guessnithity' the game where you drunkenly guess the ethnic makeup of famous people.

Yeah, I was ok. Hormones were a mess though.

You sound like my art teacher ;-)

6 foot 3 at 13.I had been 5 foot 1 at the same time of 12. I didn't bulk out for a good year after that, so it's my go-to on awkward giant teen years.

"I'm not gonna miss these, I think I'm in my sixties."

Yeah. Rush hour 3 would be good. It could have a starring role for Roman Polanski. Now THAT would be funny.

Was that a haiku??

Never let your rage get in the way of literacy.

Climactic Googling huh?

Fact - the guy who was in the costume for the original 'Godzilla' movie in 1954 is still alive.

Yeah there is a lot of obscure stuff in there, mine was seeing the picture of phantom limb as a disabled kid in one episode, before col. Gentleman calls him 'that wee crippled kid' when he recognises him.

It sounds to me that you are your own person already. The other details don't change who you are, they're incidental. Remember that and you can deal with it, no matter how crazy it is.

Care to elaborate?

It's like a Star War.

I got confused, and was there to see that movie Rush, with the guy who played Thor, boy did I get some looks with my flowing locks and muscular phsyique!