We're now half way through, time to flip the disk over!

Someone told me that the ending has Kurt Russell gave some petrol (from the petrol bombs they were using to blow the place up) in a cup to Keith David, and the fact he couldn't taste it proved he was the last remaining alien. It kind of explains the smirk he gives him too. But it's Saturday morning here, and I have a…

No.

Mario, a deranged, magic-mushroom chomping man and his brother do some plumbing… and save a princess. I think a Zelda movie might not be awful.

We call those penguins Peterskb, penguins.

They're twins, but not identical twins.

A lonely boy, overcoming his father's death… with a hydraulic machine. Can he rush the… candy crush?

And the angry Writer in Elf?

Kate Upton's Tits won the Academy Award for Best Actress this year. Kate Upton's Bra won Best Supporting Actress.

I believe that robbing cave fish of their sight is something that the Freemasons are so proud of that they will sing about it.

Closed for fumigation were good, from what I remember. But there wasn't much of a crowd.

I can identify a fellow son of boognish by sight alone. Keep it brown.

There's a mushroom which grows in the crevices of trees, and it shoots out its spores. I'm a tall guy, and as I walked by I took a money shot from fungus, which freaked me out in so many ways. Yes, that happens.

Its eyes don't blink, it's so realistic!

No, but his moustache was.

We had a zipline going to the pool, but we stopped using it when spiders took over the treehouse - i'm Australian.

I had a cigarette offered to me from the neighbouring stall of a squat toilet by a guy who was trying to recreate the Stairway to Heaven solo using nought but his anus. I declined.

Turn up the volume toilet attendant, I had curry last night.

We call them midget drinking fountains where I'm from.

I would pay $100m NOT to see a Hulk Hogan Sex video, so… yes?