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Jasper Sapien.
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As a piece of mindless multiculturalism, David Boon, a rotund Cricket player from Australia. Gained fame in the (I think) early 90s by drinking 52 beers on the trip between Australia and the UK. He's such a hero now that the state he's from (Tasmania) seriously considered changing the speed limit to 52km/hr in his

Smells like… Victory.

A round of applause for the clap.

Stop it… you're killing me!

Well, what more would you ever need?

There appears to be a frog in your bidet?

I don't like you Fuzzyface, I don't like your lie-in-the-sun, stop-walking-along, look-as-if-something-has-caught-your-eye-but-then-just-furiously-lick-your-genitals-style of policework. But GodDAMN do you get results. I'm proud to call you a policecat colleague, and I'm even prouder to call you… my friend. *offers

I'm late to reply, but I don't feel tardy.

It's cool. If there's one place we can split hairs, it's this section of this website.

Surely if it's 20 years after Predator 2, it would count as a reboot?

What was Predators with Adrien Brody. Or that show 'To Catch a Predator'?

It also got a remake. But I ain't got time to sully the memory of the original by watching it.

Like a game of risk.

*turns around on swivel chair, showing self to be a monkey in a suit*
I don't think we'll be telling them about THAT.
*roller skates away*

Is region 2 the uk… and japan? I moved from Australia to europe. Then europe to the uk in the space of a year for work, and I never got my head around the dvd regions involved.

That is fun. Did the company which made his girdle make brassieres as well? I'm asking for a friend…

I remember watching a bit of that John Wayne Movie, and thinking it was a
comedy, because it was so over-the-top: John Wayne is hugely overweight
and talking about weapons to the limp-dicked journalist. Just nuts.

You obviously aren't part whale.

Yes. Or… many times?

So is multiplication.