Kind of like the J. Peterman catalog back in the day. Yeah, I need a ball cap with a three-foot bill. I actually saw some guy wearing one once and couldn't stop laughing.

My mom had one and gave it away. I was so pissed.

Are we twins? I had gallstones too. The pain was awful. I wanted to die.

I feel for you! I had shingles this past May. My regular doctor said if I had pain I should take Advil. Fuck that. I drove myself to the emergency room and got a prescription for oxycodone. It was the only way I could function until they went away (it took six weeks). I hope you feel better.

My husband and I moved across the country from our families, 1200 miles to be exact. My mom told me that she wanted me to come home this year and cook Thanksgiving dinner for her. WTF? It was so bizarre. Not, 'Hey, I/we really want to see you!' No, it was, 'Come home and cook for us because we don't feel like doing…

My secret weapon? Not going home for Thanksgiving. It's bliss.

Otto! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!

In case Heather McForney's house has burned down, Charming Charlie sells tiaras, cheap. I, uh, saw them when I was shopping for my young niece.

I am so fucking angry about the outcome of this grand jury that every time I see a photo of that pudgy cop's face I want to reach through the screen and punch it. Fuck these racists. Fuck every single one of them.

The Majestic! I miss Detroit.

I used to wash my hair every day when I was young. I was dumb. Now I wash it every seven days. I have been using Nexxus Yout Renewal dry shampoo when needed and I am starting to hate the way it smells. I will check out B&B.

Thank you! I got into argument once with someone over this. He plays Jack Nicholson in all of his movies.

Thank you! Done and done!

I had a couple of guys do this to me back in my single days: be insulting and then be nice. Is this what they were doing? What the hell? What a stupid way to meet people. All I could think was no thanks asshole and who the fuck do you think you are? I take no shit from guys. I grew up with five brothers.

Agree. All this whining about "Why vote? What does it matter?" It matters to have a decent country to live in. "I hate the candidates." Then work to elect candidates that reflect your views. But, but, but.

Rampant stupidity?

I eagerly await Cory Gardner's "leadership". hahahahahahahahahaha!

We have one of these in our family. I can't speak on the Ciccone family's circumstances, but in my family, my reprobate brother has exhausted our good will. My elderly mother is on a fixed income and this 50-something adult male has the nerve to try and get money from her. Countless chances. Countless apartments.…

Slippy, Slappy, Swenson, Swanson .... Samsonite!

Yes, we eat at 6 p.m. WD comes on at 7 here (we're in the mountain time zone). That scene made me want to throw up too. That guy's face was all waxy or something. It was disgusting.