My husband mumbles and then gets upset when I ask him what he said. He is mumbling! I can't hear mumble. But that is it regarding what upsets me about him. I grew up with five brothers so nothing phases me. I don't know what his list is like. Ha!

Well at least they reached out and acknowledged the gift in an albeit shitty way. My husband's brother and his cousin did not send us thank you notes for the gifts of cash we gave them at their respective weddings. I am sorry but that is beyond the pale. His fucking brother! And when we eloped did anyone tell us…

Jesus, I love Questlove! I travel a lot for work and The Roots get me through the plane rides.

I am going through menopause right now and while the hot flashes are bothersome, I would never, ever go back to the horrible cramps I would have every 21 days. Whom do I thank for never having a period again? I want to make him/her a bundt cake.

"It's good to want." My brother says this all the time.

I wholeheartedly support this scandal. Go kitties!

I am sure Melissa McCarthy is a delightful person in real life but every role she is in is the same: she plays a loud, unhinged lunatic mugging for the camera. I can't stand it.

I like jerks and none of these guys look like they are up to the job.

Hey Aaron! I love your blog! My husband andI used to live in Royal Oak and Sterling Heights and he got his masters at Wayne State. We had to leave because he couldn't find a job but as Down With Detroit says,

I like birds.

I didn't know they owned Holiday. I used to shop there when I lived in Royal Oak.

There are Aldis in Toledo, OH, too.

I don't like it when anyone is discriminated against. It is wrong, across the board.

I, too, am a psycho magnet. I have to watch who I am nice to because people get super attached. I don't know why. I think people see something in me. Weird.

I want to be Lucille Bluth when I grow up. She is awesome!

As an editor, I hate the semicolon. Absolutely hate it.

I would try and see her as much as possible. My 83-year-old mom is flying out to see me next Friday. I haven't seen her since October. I can't wait to see her!

I agree. I watch these Crossfit devotees fling these weights around under the watchful eye of their trainer and all I can think of is, Oh my god you are totally going to hyperextend that elbow or that knee and boy, is that gonna hurt.

Strawberry and mint mojitos.

The first thing I thought of when I found out who the bombers were was, What the fuck did we do to Chechnya? Fuckitall.