jasonvaughn
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jasonvaughn

One of the main features advertised is a “Black painted aluminum roof” lol

Definitely staged. There’s no lug nut on it when he starts moving.

Just look through Jalopnik’s “Nice Price or Crack Pipe” posts.

This maniac wants 225K for a Studebaker.

My first car was an 89 Lebaron convertible. It looked almost identical to the pictured one. Only, mine was the single overhead cam 2.5 I4. Oh God, it was slow...

Should you really be driving 111 mph with the doors open?

Here’s to NOT rolling over in this car...

96 Convertable firebird! $600

95 S10 pickup $500

They had this, but we got the Aztek???? WTF???

My parents nearly bought a green 92 Bonneville, but decided on a 92 Camry instead. At the time, it felt like they settled. Probably a great decision in the long run...

The beauty in this car is that it is 100% designed for performance. If looking like a turd made it faster, they’d gladly poo it up. There’s no trophy for the prettiest car in a race.

God, I hope you’re being sarcastic.

Some super douchy SRT-4 owners are quick to point out that it isn’t a “Neon” because it doesn’t say “Neon” anywhere on it. Sure, it can go fast in a straight line, and it isn’t a normal Neon engine....... Still just a fast Neon though...

$9000

ughh.. aweful

I think it just chose the most fun way home!