jasonswaterfalls
JasonWaterfalls
jasonswaterfalls

Show us on the doll where Grizzly Bear touched you

"ballessness" huh?

This shows a fundamental lack of knowledge of Sting and/or Grizzly Bear's sound. YouTube would solve that in about 5 seconds for you but like that would invalidate your hot take man.

Just had the same thought

Is it cool again yet to have nested comments? It's gotta come back around soon right?

You win the internet.

"It reminds me (and this is a good thing) of how the AV Club was 5 - 10 years ago."

This is the most accurate description that I've been searching for and didn't realize,

The only appropriate response to anything Jared Leto says

We're in season three of a central conceit being "minnesotans too innocent to think people would be bad." How are you missing the point of the movie and past 2.5 seasons?

huh? You're watching season three of a Minnesota aw shucks based series where the last thing I'd accuse him of is "ah shucks" british wit. He's a viper and far from charming. You watching the same show? Expecting the local idiots to understand evil is the antithesis of what the writers are going for.

I was really hoping that was a link to a 2-3 hour video of a kid hopelessly blowing on an NES cartridge and trying to get it to load.

Thats like saying having sex is like killing yourself. Because "sodomy" as you call it is sex and because what the hell are you talking about? What are your thoughts on masturbation? Is it like killing myself as well? Under what conditions are orgasms like killing myself? Wondering for a friend!

You're a bit old school when it comes to everything. Can't wait to hear what you think about segregation!

It's literally two people exhibiting their attraction and love for one another. Like its…sex. Y'know like your parents did. Cuz it is sex.

No scientist would equate the two. You lose. Try again.

I'm not sure if I'm more amazed at your antiquated beliefs or your ability to use flawed logic to support them. In particular that you describe it as "sodomy" (super biblical) and then use some weird-ass form of Darwinism to explain sex as survival and procreation. Moving on, because your therapy bill has got to be at

The Genesis games are worth a mention:
X-Men: Not bad, cool powers based fighting
X-Men 2: Clone Wars: Really, really cool fighting mechanics
Wolverine: Slightly clunkier than X-Men 2, but still pretty good

Neil Young.