jasononeill
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jasononeill

That’s DDoS, not Doxxing.

praise the sun!

EGM was the greatest gaming magazine ever. I looked forward to every issue. Those were the good ‘ol days.

There’s lamps and shortcuts all over the game that make sure you never have to walk for more than a couple minutes to get back to the place you died. You can also just run past 95% of the enemies in the game. Dying is hardly a punishment at all in the Souls games.

Bahahahahahahahahaha level progression saves and checkpoints. I the tears, oh the tears!

Praise the sun.

Lmao, “reasonable checkpoints”... fucking casual

*psst* you don’t have to play Bloodborne, you can play any game!

Isn’t flashing your cleavage as some sort of satire, thus bringing in legions of horny twitchers who just aren’t “in” on some vague joke, just as bad as legitimately flashing your cleavage just to bring in legions of horny twitchers? The end result is identical so it would seem to me that the intent is irrelevant.

Picture of girl using Brazzers esque logo with her boobs pushed up and out. Where’s the feminist outrage?

"Fuck you, Slater." YES! That's exactly what I think every time I see Mario Lopez anywhere on TV.

I do, I found the news hilarious. You can't bank on a single concept forever.

STAT | 73% – Amount Rovio's annual profit dropped last year over the previous year, with a 9% drop in revenue; the company pinned the blame on a big drop in Angry Birds licensed merchandise revenue.

Yet again, another penis article, without the Kotaku dick fish. Did we do someone bad to not earn dick fish anymore. Not to say its not my favorite thing about the site.... But it's up there.

Heavy Rain is a curious case: you can't actually see this nudity in the game proper. Not without glitches or modding, at least. But even though it wouldn't be visible to most people, Quantic Dream still went through the trouble of designing and modeling Ethan's genitals. Years later, they would go on to do something

You forgot one very important dick that plagued video games for years:

Just a minor correction to add: You reference Manhunt 2, but Piggsy penis was featured in the first Manhunt.

I really don't understand your obsession with wanting to see a man's junk jiggle.

I'm thinking this is an umbilical cord, not a wiener.

they sold a gutted, shell of what could have been one of the best games ever. thats what they sold.