Eating out is not a competitive environment. And I don't have the option to mute or block waitstaff or fellow patrons. Again, I fail to see how your arbitrarily chosen example holds up under scrutiny. I will concede that my online behavior is often in poor taste, but I'm not offended when someone else acts the same…

The difference is that I have to go to my job. I don't have to play online. I don't get paid to play online, so why should I be bound by the same rules? It's a playground... Some of us play rough.

As a troll with a life, a job, and a girlfriend, I can say that, after a long day at the office, beaten down by bosses and customer demands, it is empowering to come home, noob tube everyone in the match, and gloat about it to their face. If you don't like it, find a new lobby.

What mistake did they make? They don't have to answer to anyone when they develop games. No one pitched a fit when you couldn't be gay in Persona 3...

Judging by your volatile comment history, it's hard to be offended by anything you write. It's hard to be surprised when an asshole spews some shit. Good day, sir.

So people are upset because a game doesn't allow them to do something that isn't even always an option in real life? Shit... I can't bang a bisexual Portuguese prostitute in GTA V??? OUTRAGE!

And you're being a troll. We should start a club!

I apologize for expecting a certain level of quality to accompany my journalism of choice.

Visually unique? That's all you're going to say about it? And not even spell its name correctly? It is an amazing turn-based JRPG, part of a long-running series, and cousin to the Persona games... and well worth looking into.

So every installment of CoD now has to include a tense scene where a bridge collapses? Bridge Simulator 2014 inbound!

Also kind of curious how you can surmise the platform when the video is a shitty 360p...

I'm not mocking it for its graphics... I'm mocking it for its sales.

In other news, there's a Wii U version? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

The last time I saw lips that look this fake, I was watching hentai.

All these women look like men. Is this the trailer for Doubtfire 2?

No console release? :(

This game is what pushed me over the edge and made me decide to start a Gamefly subscription for my single player games.

Facebook buys Oculus Rift, Kotaku spams 20 goddamn Oculus Rift micro-posts.

"Pat" Sajak.

I wish they'd just bitten the bullet and made this for the new generation of consoles...