I love Cocaine Bear.

Ok. So, I played a few of the Plague chaos festivals. Wow. Pure chaos is kind of an understatement.

I really have no idea what the story is for what's going on and it seems like most people I've played with are in the same boat. I suppose that's not a bad thing as people just know to start shooting and following…

Yay?

I've got my 360 and PC. The PS4 isn't really doing anything for me, either. I've actually started moving more towards board gaming...

By all means, write my name down. Screenshot that shit, son. I've zeeeeeeero interest in the X1. It literally brings nothing to the table that has any value for me.

"The Internet" and "high speed Internet capable of being useful for the X1" are most certainly not the same thing.

By any stretch of the imagination.

You, sir, have piqued my interest.

I took my sweet ass time getting through game. Never felt rushed.

The ending did suck, though.

You've clearly never worked in any job with more than 5 people...

500+ people being canned will have a FAR greater effect on morale than you're giving credit.

And the kitchen isn't just coffee or a movie. Read more threads. Their kitchen is ridiculous. Giving free coffee is one thing. What these folks have is a whole different ball of wax.

Is...is that for real? That's their kitchen?

I said in a different response here that I have not yet played against them and would wait to see if I was being unfair.

With that said, I'll be playing this evening.

Use milk. Less stinky.

So, 580 people lose their jobs and you think keeping a fully catered kitchen, potentially running a few hundred thousand dollars a year would only keep one job?

Really? Like, for real?

You mean like how 28 days/28 weeks later the people are infected with a virus that makes them insane and preternaturally fast and resilient to normal means of death?

A virus like that?

Don't get me wrong: I like zombies. With that said, I also don't think they need to be shoehorned into every game. I think RDR did a very nice job at adding zombies. But this? It doesn't look great. I'll need to play it to see if I am being unfair.

Wait. A zombie game based on Oz? Like, the Wizard of Oz? I...I don't...words...with the...brain bleed...taste colors...

Listen, videogame makers: enough with the zombies.

Seriously. I play Defiance. It's an ok game, no worse or less than any other game out there. But really? Do we really need sci-fi (or is it SyFy?) zombies?

Protip: Verify your results or you're just pulling "facts" from your ass.

Wow. Way to pull random "facts" out. Protip: don't make things up.