This is just one example of how we (England) won our part of WW2 - proud to say my grandad was a tail gunner in a Halifax, got a medal off the King for fighting a fire for 17 hours on the way back from a bombing mission. I have his log book, it just says 'had a bit of a fire'.

@Purple Umpteenth - Zombie Dolpharktopus - Watch Farscape or FAIL: I will never get those 2 1/2 minutes back...bstd.

@Pook365: Hey, I live in Bolton!!!

Someone should sneak them some fake tan, that would freak everyone out as they come out of the tunnel!

So we know what is killing them but not why? It's like this.

@Spoony Bard: It was presented as a true story in a Jeffrey Archer short story but in truth it's an English Urban Myth.

@midnightz: Exactly what I thought...then I thought, well where would I take a shot like that? Lake district? London? Birmingham Spaghetti junction? Chedder gorge? Cotswolds? White cliffs of Dover? Then I got boredddd....zzz

@whatne1wuddo: Mifi

@OGHowie: Yes and yes

@geolemon: Seriously? You read Giz and make a comment like that?

@SKiTz: Yanks don't understand irony which is kinda ironic in a way...

@Jackstick: I thought he kept getting beat up?

@johnthompson1: Ipad+bit torrent+epub+living in the UK not USA = £0...if you can live with the morality of it all...

@Jackstick: You shouldn't joke. My son came home and when my wife asked if he had had a nice day he admitted he had sex with his teacher. My wife was furious and sent him to his room, when I came home she told me to deal with it. Pretending to be angry I went upstairs and asked him about it. Secretly proud I said son,…

@blyan-reloaded: I think it's size is just right as it is. Bigger than a small paperback, more like reading a hardback. Bigger than a seven inch crappy backseat DVD screen, smaller than my 15 inch laptop so more portable, bigger than most photo frames and perfect size for games. Perfect.

@KalEnt: Jeez, quit with the hate already! If the auto industry had changed you would use Ford as the example...Apple are the biggest in many ways so they used them and love em or hate em...they are like the Beckhams...they sell copy! When you flame em, you just ensure we keep talking about em!

@anaki: Bliar was a charismatic tool. Sorry, is.

@RuckingFetard: Exactly...

@Hearthatvoiceagain says go on you know you want to: Judging by the intelligence of your comment I am sure it would be a waste of all our time.

@comrade_leviathan: There's no wigs in parliament. There are whips though!