jasonahowie
Jason A. Howie
jasonahowie

I would Kickstart the hell out of this.

Well...after a few million years, maybe the stuff will be highly prized for "kitchen counters."

At least this guy will never run out of plastic bags to fill with trash.

Can someone explain to me why a circular camera lens attached to a digital device that has a gyroscope cannot be setup to always film horizontally? I imagine that there is a good reason, I just can't for the life of me understand. Optics was not my strong suit.

Whoooooops.

Dikes. They're going to build dikes. Not "dykes," which are something else entirely.

And so it begins

Why why why don't people hold their phone sideways?!?!?!?!

I blame Kevin Costner. The Postman was okay enough but this took the cake.

Now playing

Waterworld didn't exactly help the cause either.

Please, read again. And then again and you will see it. Believe me, it's there.

for one the AMAZON [haha] is reclaiming it's territory

"It's a powerful symbol of America's economic decline,"

Needs an extended cut

Should they change the name to The Shared Hotel?

when you ask what it thinks of Apple it says (along the lines of):

I'd like the screen to start turning red and the speaker to crackle like she's getting hoarse, and out of breath

That's what you get for filming in portrait!

Yogi just hit him up for ahh picnica basket