Being an a former employee at VZW, I can just imagine the one or two people who will come in tonight to ask how to turn this off and the representative being completely oblivious.

Ack! I can't edit my comment?! noooooo... launching a piece at an* oblique

Possibly some super heated mass exploding and launching a piece an oblique angle to the camera??

I approve of your accurate use of the word, "literally".

You've heard of click bait titles, well ladies and gentlemen I present you a Nerd Bait Title.

I don't remember the years, but we developed AEGIS and the Phallanx systems during this time. Possibly the Russian systems were in response?

The other part of the equation is that the Russians' strategy would be to fire many of these at a carrier from multiple vectors to overwhelm our AEGIS cruisers and destroyers. Combined with different launch sources, these are truly formidable weapons. Think Tom Clancy's movie adaptation of The Sum of All Fears, but…

Meeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! (Get it instead of Howwwwwlllllllllllllllllll)

Cue the nerd rage over the addition of the model, and also the nerd rage over telling us before the movie came out!

I applaud you, but I don't see rhythmless steps in the sand.

Great, now I'm every more hangry... And I have to wait to 1pm to find out if the pictures of the ugly phone are true?! Grrr.. That's it I'm going to surf taco.

Thanks Captain Hindsight!

They got the $3.5 million to come up with the story as to why THIS is the right logo.

So... All of them.

Definitely Owen Wilson

Shut up and take my money! Tax me and build this!

Bring back Star Wars: Rebellion and then you have a game that I REALLY want to play.

"UberFacts is still UberWrong" aka Super facts is still super wrong... but based on the above they're true the vast majority of the time... one might even say they possess a super majority of truthiness. This headline however is UberWrong.

This headline needs to be sensationalized. May I suggest, "Dad causes child's arrhythmia by beating him on the back"?

Funny my dad use to give me drum beatings... sure didn't make me laugh though.