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To be fair, Hillary Clinton is denigrating the party. Anyone with a functioning intelligence can see what a mess she is for legitimate progressive party ideals. I hold her in the same relative regard as John Edwards.

Is the author just gonna ignore the elephant in the room here? Hillary hasn’t been asked to step away because she’s a woman, she’s been asked because she’s absolutely toxic to the party at this point. Not saying it’s right, I voted for her, but she is absolutely hated by pretty much all of the right and a good chunk

I’d also include the obama bro’s on Pod Save America. “When we used to work for President Obama. Our boss, who was Obama, once told us. Did you know we worked for Obama? Our boss President Obama, did it like this?”

Just look at a photo of Tom Perez and you have your answer. They’re are corrupt, they refuse to fight for progressive causes, and any money I give them would go to support Evan Bayh or Erskine Bowles in another losing tepid pale centrist election.

Christ.

canonization? Besides the my bedside Jane Sanders bust, I have no idea what you’re talking about

literally no one cares about taking down jane sanders except deranged Hillarymen and joy reid. it’s not hard to figure why

Joy is a homophobe and her obsession with Jane Sanders is pathetic (and actually pretty sexist)

and if we’re going to use the transitive property of spousal blame, there’s a lot more conjecture that Bill Clinton is a rapist. And that Hillary played a part in silencing those women.

But I honestly think that’s

Establishment liberals hate no one more than anybody to the left of them, ergo, liberals who follow along hate no one more than anybody to the left of establishment liberals. Unfortunately, one can be a little to the right of Nixon on most issues and wind up left of establishment liberals of today. That’s why we get

I want Donald Trump to lose to everything—CNN, MSNBC, cholesterol, you name it.

I do not believe that this has anything to do with the tweet. Ever since Comcast overlords decided to put all the NBC news channels and programs under one roof and placed Andy Lack at the head, MSNBC has become less like the Fox news for the left and more like Fox News.  They’ve fired all of their most liberal show

They can go back in time and launch drone strikes at weddings throughout history.

Is that what the picket line outside of McCallister’s was about? I knew they were playing with fire when they offered unsweetened tea.

Finally, some laundry tips for me and my manservant Hecubus!

Holy shit!

I just realized that Little Miss “Santa is a fucking racist too” has a nose like Beavis.

her joke, “If they’d take up a collection to send me somewhere nice,” with which she began her declaration sounded like it contained more than a wisp of wistful wishing.

They didn’t mean to treat you bad/but they did anyway-yea

Except Juggalos are a lot less obnoxious than Phishheads.

DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE THE RICH ARE TAKING WAY TOO MUCH MONEY OUT OF THE ECONOMY AND SITTING ON IT, LIKE SCROOGE MC DUCK? DO YOU THINK SO?

I think a lot of people are sick of the fact that democrats number one priority is bipartisanship. There’s no real possibility of bipartisanship with these republicans. they’re unrelentingly awful. The Trump deal to raise the debt ceiling was a mistake borne out of the fact that the repiblicans didn’t believe Trump