It's why I carry a pistol on me at all times, unless illegal to do so. I told them to get back in their truck repeatedly. Car or gun, I wasn't going to lose that battle.

Stick with that, though. I gave someone the bird for being a complete douche (trying to come up the shoulder and wedge in at the last minute), then they followed me at my exit and both got out of the truck and tried to fight me. I no longer flip people off, and instead stick to your wtf gesture. I hate that people…

Welcome Jeff, sounds like a lot of fun!

Once.

Soooo, we lost a 458?

What happens to the balloon once he jumps, go even higher?

AND I now see you had the helo in your response. Friday daze got me.

You are correct; Friday took my reading ability.

Hell, mine's even better. I read it as the cowboy was in the helicopter that arrived. Ted Turner, maybe?

This is Jalopnik! What kind of car, did he pull the motor out and reassemble? How'd he drain the gasoline? Are the tires toast? If he didn't have an alarm, is the battery still alive?

I mis-ordered some touch-up in this color, smh.

Hahaha, I'm so glad I'm not alone. Misery loves company.

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. *POOF*

Haha, I'm in an '03 9-3, and it has more issues than Lindsay Lohan. Locks, rear lights, radio, cigarette lighter (saw sparks when it blew the fuse earlier this week), both window regulators in the front have taken a sh*t, and had to replace the blower (and probably a resistor, as it's acting funny now.) All that in…

I like mine, and met a few of them and I can say I'm not obsessed. The GF and her "new" TurboX are a different ballgame though. I think she's getting into full fledged crazy territory. Mine has too many issues to make me a fan.

First stunt to pop into my mind when I read the title.

GTs on Ice, I'd buy tickets to that.

I came expecting some form of this from a European, but you sir are right on point. Why buy a car if you know the mileage, then proceed to complain when your gas bill spikes every once in a while? Be prepared for anything, including a little extra money coming out of the wallet, when you buy any car.

Was it the eLSD on the TurboX? My girlfriend just picked one up.

When LA contributes to the space program, they deserve a shuttle. When Houston contributes to shitty celebs and their opinions, we'll have another Hollywood. Thank goodness that doesn't happen.