This is fucking stupid. This is the PRESIDENTIAL candidate debate, not a fucking reality TV show

I don’t think the question is whether or not Deez Nutz is good for America, it’s a question of whether or not America is ready for Deez Nutz.

I think I’ve just about reached the moment when I would vote for a presidential candidate who actively campaigned on a platform of nihilism. Imagine that fucking debate:

This brings up an interesting idea. Maybe Herzog should run? His blatant nihilism would be a refreshing balm against all of these smug dummies that think they are doing a good job of convincing us that they are smart. Either that or a minion, I think at this point we deserve a minion.

Erin:

I desperately want Trump to get the nomintmation just for the sheer majesty of it all.

I absolutely love the Virtual Boy. It’s really unfortunate how many people bash it without even trying it. There’s a good number of really enjoyable games on the system. I have a complete set of North American releases for the system, which sounds more impressive than it is since there are were only 14 games released.

Does that mean that Hardee’s and Carl Jr’s hot dog hamburger with Lay’s potato chips is out of the question then?

I miss the art style/quality of old DBZ. Everything now is too clean and shiny.

“RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH AAHHH RAAAAAHHHH”

My first thought was how many people would go to a rando wedding of people they met in the last five months and obviously don’t know much about? And then I thought, well I probably would go for the booze and food (especially if it were local for once). So, there ya go.

“Trouser snakes. Ugh. Why does it always have to be trouser snakes?”
-IndiAnna Jones and the Ceiling of Glass

I am normally against most reboots and unneccessary sequals. However even without seeing the video and just based on that line sentence at the end, this is something we must make happen NAO!

So you just carry that around wherever you go? In case a dildo-based argument breaks out?

Beadle is aces in my book. She made fun of it initially, decided to give it a chance, wound up liking some aspects of it, then cracked a few jokes about it.

i have no fear of making the “yeah, but video games aren’t sports” argument, but since ESPN devotes air time to poker, competitive eating and scrabble...i’m gonna leave that particular bullet in the chamber.

This is beautiful.

Arbys: same old shit, then death.

“Love dipping our #crap in our other #shit?”—Yes, godammit, I do. Specifically, I love dipping the angus three cheese and bacon in their horsey sauce (which I also like dipping their curly fries in, because horsey sauce is not just “#shit” it is THE SHIT). I’m disgusting.