If you think this thing is slow, wait till someone actually tries to make use of that trailer ball on the back.

It probably will bring big money despite the lumpy bodywork. But take heart in knowing you can probably afford a Corvair Powered Ultra Van. I had a late production example that they powered with a 307 Chevrolet engine.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

The dog is gonna love this.

So trains are restored and have chem-trail producers installed?

Lets hope the SEC investigates these tweets. 

The director got hit in the head with a roll of paper towels and needs money for medical expenses

A simple Google search of one the copy pasta above sent me right to the Epoch Time, a pro Trump clown journal about as reliable as Fox, Breitbart and Infowars.

Can we focus on the important bit from this please: someone had a pet mouse put down?

I lost my job at the calendar factory after I took a couple of days off.

No, it really isn’t 

Gotta fucc wit George Tokoro.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

You can tell this is Australia as the car spins clockwise; American race cars only go counter-clockwise.

I think I watched that on stupidvideos.com when DSL was invented and youtube didn’t exist

That is the best jump ever.

My god that looks dangerous 

that...is awesome