Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

The dog is gonna love this.

So trains are restored and have chem-trail producers installed?

Lets hope the SEC investigates these tweets. 

The director got hit in the head with a roll of paper towels and needs money for medical expenses

A simple Google search of one the copy pasta above sent me right to the Epoch Time, a pro Trump clown journal about as reliable as Fox, Breitbart and Infowars.

Can we focus on the important bit from this please: someone had a pet mouse put down?

I lost my job at the calendar factory after I took a couple of days off.

No, it really isn’t 

Gotta fucc wit George Tokoro.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

You can tell this is Australia as the car spins clockwise; American race cars only go counter-clockwise.

I think I watched that on stupidvideos.com when DSL was invented and youtube didn’t exist

That is the best jump ever.

My god that looks dangerous 

that...is awesome

You have an interesting definition of Europe if it includes Kyrgyzstan. 

with the truck in park only 1 wheel can realistically fight the forward motion of the vehicle. With the parking brake engaged both rear wheels will be fixed in place. Dragging a vehicle in park like that otherwise just spins one wheel backwards while the other rolls right along with the vehicle speed.