Also, no fucking way our border guards would have reacted that way. No. Fucking. Way.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

I can't even get into this argument, because I find divinity and creationism so dully ignorant. One book vs. science and logic. Ugh. I just can't deal with it.

Everything you just watched in this video is NOT OK. How's that for a start?

Until then we are all subject to the medical expertise of flying waitresses.

As a unicorn psychologist I am deeply offended by any implication that we're on the same level as homeopaths. I didn't go through years of schooling at the finest of institutions (they're in Switzerland, you haven't heard of them) and the do a 3-year residency on the Isle of the Blessed for nothing.

god dammit other dudes ruining shit for the rest of us *grumblegrumblegrumble*

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?

C'mon Shelly. There's gotta be a safer place than your shirt pocket to keep that check Snyder wrote for you.

I haven't bothered to tune my television into any cartoons for a long time, but this makes me feel sad for some reason. Probably just the fond mornings in the 90's, when I'd wake up at like 5 am to catch DBZ and Sailor Moon. But for some reason, they always stopped at the worst moments. DBZ would always stop just…

This should have absolutely no effect on my life whatsoever but still makes me kind of sad....

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

It's fried dough and sweet glaze. Not exactly the baked equivalent of rocket science. So no. They're a donut shop; it's indisputable.

"Why only a 1 game suspension? We looked at a lot of factors, but, ultimately, child is only half the size of a real person so in the interests of fairness and consistency, it only made sense to halve our normal penalty"

I guess my bag didn't make a strong enough case.

I guess my bag didn't make a strong enough case.

LOL