If I had to hold my tongue that much around a man, there’s no way I’d ever marry him. Or even have him in my house.

Good for you for not just rolling over. Congratulations!

They don’t care about details. They just want to join a witch hunt.

Yes! God forbid that someone would have an opinion different from yours.

Shadowlands is my go-to make-me-cry movie, and I have a heart of stone.

I’m not sure that’s what that was, but it was a hilarious story. In my mind Shirley MacLaine is now her character from Steel Magnolias.

Good for moms who hate to cook. Too many children stay at home into their thirties these days. Moms need to cook badly and ruin their kid’s clothes in the laundry more, if you ask me...

Here’s a portrait of the real author.

It is very hard to not throw him into a closet and snog him endlessly.

Oh come on. All husbands are calmed by food.

Yes it is insane. To many women it’s what they think about most, their weight and looks versus everyone else. When they try to engage me in the discussion I honestly don’t know what to say.

“Some girls may wear the same dress, but due to body types, one dress may be acceptable while the other is not.”

Your rebel prom sounds like what EVERY prom should be like.

Yay, a movie about film composers!

Oh WOW. Bill Cosby is really a piece of work.

This is why daughter’s testimony about their fathers should be inadmissible.

I’ve never had a baby but I had a hysterectomy. Will this fix the H-pooch too?

She loves it. She loves her Daddy touching her up, and her husband LETS HIM.

Jesus, I said Save it! Better out than in though, I guess.

America astonishes me.