I’m weirdly invested in Abbi and Trey. I have no idea why.
You do know she’s a TERF right?
If you’ve already decided, go ahead and read “We Need to Talk About Kevin.” It’ll cement your choice.
Ahhh, but the feeling you get when you realize you didn’t raise a psychopath is truly amazing!
I blame the parenting. Who raises a psychopath and doesn’t tell them to not keep a journal?
DC’s best sign:
Saw this on Instagram:
Look for the Jezebel commenters’ delegation: they will be marching in a phalanx, wearing purple sashes with “Jezebel” written on them. I sewed the sashes!
I got the Jackie Kennedy reference from the first second I saw a pic of her outfit on Twitter. (I’m not saying she disagrees with her husband, I’m just saying she only seems to plagiarize from Democratic women for some reason hmmm...) She looks great, because that’s the entire point of her existence, she’s a human…
He’s utterly repulsive from the front, but his profile is pure space slug. He’s just a gross, nasty old toad.
Melania’s outfit looked great, but her hair was a no.
She is.
Wait, am I the only one who loved Melania’s outfit?
This is an insult to Mr. Vincent Adultman who totally went to stock market today to do a business.
In terms of style, time & place appropriateness, and sheer gamesmanship: