If you don’t take lunch, when do you drink your cocktails?

I have to work through lunch because of all the time I waste here.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

As an ensemble, this looks fine - nude & black very chic blah blah. But individually each dress is a hot mess

She has a bad case of Helen-Lovejoy-by-proxy

“I’m just telling you what my childhood was like. Not my childhood, but someone else’s.”

Thank God she got a $6 million settlement in her civil suit. I have this theory as an attorney that the only way rape victims can get vindication anymore is through the civil system. I have represented rape victims pro bono to file lawsuits against their attackers, and against the police department, and will continue…

I don’t think most people who watched the series think Steven Avery is an upstanding human. Dude obviously was a creep and had some boundary issues with women. That doesn’t mean I’m okay with him being convicted for a crime it’s unclear if he committed.

Noooooooooooooope.

“Child sexual abuse is not something that happens because a 29-year-old man and a 13-year-old child hit it off,” I’m really glad that Ann Alder made that statement.

Two years.

Thank you! The severe lack of DNA despite how they claimed she died was fucking ridiculous! And all the DNA they did find was in ridiculous places and ways. None of Theresa’s DNA on her own keys?!?! And that officer who was CLEARLY looking at her car 2 days before it was found! COME. ON.

Bobby Dassey had scratches on him when he was interviewed that he claimed came from a puppy. His and Scott Tadych’s alibi was pretty much blown out of the water by the bus driver. They both admitted seeing Teresa Halbach that day and how they weren’t even considered suspects proves that the police went straight for…

Steven’s attorneys were brilliant. It isn’t lost on me that the only reason he had them was because he had to settle his case for that insulting sum of money, rather than what he was due, and that he could afford better than a public defender. But they were amazing, and I really love how they continue to advocate for…

I was never completely sure about Avery’s guilt or innocence, but none of the evidence they used to nail him should have been admissible. They need to test that blood again. There was absolutely a frame job by that department. There was just such a huge window for reasonable doubt. And Brendan Dassey has no business…

Kratz’s private law firm has been attacked by viewers on Yelp.

I never got left shark either! Like I got it...but I didn’t get it the way everyone else seemed to.

Instant pharma’s gonna get you.

This is so, so juvenile. Adults break up for complicated, complex reasons. This seems like something my 15 year old step daughter would worry about. I don't hate the kardashians- I don't really have any opinions- but they all seem stuck at about 17.

But if you don't brag about him on Facebook does he really even exist?