“Don’t worry, we’re looking into it, we’re looking at it very closely. We are looking at it.” *smug smile forever*

so we are all bad guys trying to prove ourselves as good enough so that when our lives end we make it into a members’ only club that no one has been to or can prove exists?

but if god is good, why would he allow this to happen in the first place? isn’t he just chillin’ up on his cloud, watching over the devout, making sure their night time wishes come true? and so the bad guy gets to do whatever his heart desires on earth while the good guy gets brutally murdered in hopes of maybe making…

i have faith in many things that are conceivable and evidence-based.

the thing that always sticks with me with religious types is that after a tragedy they assume something good is now in store for them. ‘oh well. just had my family raped and murdered but hey - can’t get much worse! now it’s my turn for something good to happen!’ what. the. fuck. that isn’t how it works. that god…

everything about this story is terrible, as per my first sentence.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent. Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent. Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?

having worked in higher education for years nothing about this surprises me. liberal students are literally falling all over themselves to ensure no one is experiencing prejudice ... all the while trampling programs that were doing good things until some high-falutin’ idiot crusader came along and lodged a complaint…

everything about it is terrible, as per my first sentence.

everything about this story is terrible.

As a fellow grammar pedant, for me, nothing takes the sting out of a burn like a spelling or grammar mistake.

So true. I had a concave butt for years ... Regular weighted squats are the only cure

All I think when I see Rose is “Sineaaaaad O’Rebellion!”

I also have a very mean alcoholic mother (though her meanness is not solely alcohol-related). I’ve made an effort to forget most of the garbage she spews, not because I think she didn’t mean it or was too drunk to remember, but because I know if she knew she couldn’t get to me it would ruin her.

My mom, salvaging a pair of my 13 year old sister’s shorts from a donation pile: “I think we’ll keep these in case I get fat again”

My mom HAS curly hair and still insisted on brushing mine! She has always had super short, fine hair ... That is never fully curly because of whatever she does to it. Why would someone with curls do that to another person with curls?! As a result I learned about not brushing WAY late in life.

I didn’t know this was a thing! You may have just solved my biggest relationship problem <3

May I also suggest this soothing and wonderful pillow spray? I adore it http://www.thisworks.com/mobile/sleep-1…

omigod. totally buying a victoria magazine subscription for my grandmother. perfect!

i use an empty bottle of veuve as a rolling pin. it used to make me feel poor, but thanks to you i’m now feeling fancy!