Popcorn! Bummer is, I work alone in my office, so no one even gets to see it :(

“I have lots of pie recipes and pictures of pie and I picked some berries, made a pie crust, made a berry pie, cut the berry pie, somehow the pie got eaten, and I broke all the dishes and then threw them in the ocean. I don’t know who the fuck ate that pie, though.”

Even people who just fucked up still deserve consequences for their actions. The average drunk driver doesn’t start the night planning on hurting anyone, but they still deserve to be charged for their crime. Pressing charges was the right thing. If he was just stupid, you gave him a chance to learn. If he was evil,…

This really drives home the difference between predators and idiots who don’t understand consent. There is a difference between fucking up huge then having remorse and feeling entitled to do whatever you want to other peoples’ bodies.

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For pete’s sake do that shit off the clock and not in a space dedicated to freaking medical care.

Join a union (whatever your industry)! We take workplace harassment seriously in mine and our stewards help employees defend themselves. And unlike HR your union isn’t worried about protecting the company too- just you.

I feel like there must be some tongue-in-cheek context for that comment: Self effacing (“You’re all so lean, you’ll make me look huge lol!”) or libertarian (“Treat yoself this week—I’m not a regular pop star, I’m a cool pop star.”) or whatever. I blame the NYT writer because “in classic form” means nothing to us when…

Why are the commenters making excuses, Wall as a journalist went to do a story and was murdered. Would you be questioning a male journalist as to why he would go on board a vessel? This is absurd. The fact is she was murdered period.

Same. If these guys were hired through a temp agency they’ll be extremely easy to track down and investigate. I live in Columbus and haven’t heard a peep about this attack anywhere...kind of scary that it’s on TMZ before any of our local outlets. :-/

Me, watching the S1 finale: “FORKING SHIRTBALLS!!!”

I thought the same thing from the headline, but after reading the article it turns out they were assaulting other ‘officers’... Those peeps are *employees* who can sue their *employer*, not the general public who have no recourse against ‘law enforcement’ with qualified immunity.

End the DHS

Don’t forget the butter sculpture!

Nuance is forbidden in most conversations nowadays.

The real tragedy here is the lack of a statement necklace.

Yup. She has an obligation to turn the baby into an adult. The husband, not so much!

He was trying to cover for the police chase. If he could prove the burned guy was at fault it might save the police and city a chunk of change in a lawsuit.

I had heartburn like that when I was pregnant. I didn’t lie about it being immaculate, either. 😚 

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…