He went to a nice farm with Judd Nelson and Cuba Gooding Jr's characters.

Clearly Phi Phi thought a redemption arc is the parabola redemption makes when it flies out the window.

Sigh. the joke is that when New Zealanders say Bret it sounds like Brit

Man, do get me started. I'm from Alexandria, VA and there are no quarries anywhere near there. Not even if you drove for a long, long time. I mean, you could cut across to West Virginia…

You're generally not wrong, but there was this show on Investigation Discovery called “Heartbreakers,” that casted TV actors from the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s to do the re-enactments. In quite a few of the episodes, the actors are older than the real life people. Jack Wagner (lol) is definitely older than David Love.

It seems to me that they're telegraphing that the beardos may actually know what's up with the house and be helpful in some way.

Agreed. Thank god for Scream Queens. That terrible show seems to be a repository for Ryan Murphy's camp ideas. So be it.

Chemtrails!

It was Connie's son who was baptized and Michael stood as Godfather.

A gender-flipped Godfather would anger even more MRAs than my idea: gender flipped Boondock Saints, starring Kate Mara and Elizabeth Olsen.

Traipsing in to say something negative so we all pay attention to you and explain ourselves to you is such a Claude move. (Season 2 Claude)

I'm not suffering from you being a curmudgeon; you are. Have fun at all of the gatherings you're certainly invited to this weekend. I'm sure no one dreads talking to you.

Way before unboxing became a thing, i had this coworker with the shortest fuse. Warm heart, great guy, but just prone to Costanza-like rages. I had an idea for a web series of him opening difficult packaging: children toys and anything in that unbreakable, un rip-able clear plastic that can also slice you. I still…

Thirty seconds of being nastily myopic is too long, brah. Me personally? I type slow. Always have.

Since we're sharing hard truths in a direct manner, I was just thinking about this the other day, how there's this high school lit mag, adolescent understanding that life is daaark, man and bleak. It is sometimes, but not always and unrelenting bleakness is no more tuned in than escapist optimism. Anyway, it I were…

They are fun, and have a long history but are interlocking blocks and don't have an inherent narrative(which is the fun). If the filmmakers did not care, that movie would have been garbage. I'm saying they could have made a good movie, let's not give them the free pass that it was difficult material. Somebody made a…

Because some people were able to make a good movie about Legos through the magical power of giving half a shit.

I think they'll be grateful in light of the ice zombies that will be tearing them apart.

To be totally honest, I haven't thought it out. I just like the Lucas brothers' energy.

What about Dean representing Rory and Stew representing Corey?