For what it's worth (not much), 7 MLB games taken in the context of 162 is less severe than 1 NFL game. Still, great point.

Chicago - Portillo's Hot Dogs

I'm confused. So is this about the sacrifice of the holy "Sumsung Tablets"??

I was little, and I threw a golf ball out a dog door for my grandma's Labrador to fetch. She went outside and looked at the ball, but didn't pick it up. I wanted my ball back. So, I went outside to get my ball back. 3 stitches in my hand later, I got that golf ball back. *fist pump*

Ay, fuck you!

Your inability to comprehend sarcasm suggests that you're new here.

Mustard Guy! The future SEC star that will garner ESPN ass-kissing for years to come.

*sees pineapple at #1*

This was Brazil's first home less in a competitive—"competitive"—game since 1975.

That was on my permit test, for sure.

Damn.

I fell off.

I was at Disney last week during the Star Wars weekend (I didn't go for it, all it did was get in the way and make lines longer), and there were tons of children, boys and girls, wearing Star Wars things. You'd think Disney would take a hint.

Why is this not filed under LOLMETS?

DAMN YANKEES! Always cheating.

That fan is like the kid in Little League that everyone hated, running around with his glove up in the air like an idiot.

Where the hell are they recording this?

I want to know why (and if) the condom has to be mango-flavored as it says in the English translation.

Not really surprising.

Her devotion is being tested...