I've resigned myself to this:

I am having more fun at 67 than I had at 57 or even 47 (37 and 27 were a lot of fun). Yeah, some good things don't happen any more but then some bad things are done with too. And looking in the mirror can be a shock but I remind myself that it's much easier to look good at 27 than 67 and you can only look good for…

I'm 52. I think about getting really old every time I get out of a chair.

I really don't want to be this person. I apologize in advance.

You hit someone, you're fired. I wish more people understood that. If I deck someone at my office, I expect to be 1.) arrested, and 2.) fired.

The sexiest thing ever is a huge-ass walk-in tile shower with a rainshower head, like this:

I guess I just don't understand why she feels the need to write an emotional op-ed EVERY TIME she makes a medical decision. Like congrats, Ang, but I think literally not one of us would notice you'd had your ovaries removed. It just feels like pure attention seeking and "oh look at me, I asked EASTERN and WESTERN…

Good luck with menopause, Angie. It is kicking my ass. It's weird - there's a feeling of mortality that sets in. It suddenly becomes clear that, once you're done with the reproductive age, nature doesn't give a shit about you anymore. You can say that 50 is the new 30, but you can feel that is a lie.

I....is this some sort of Jackie Collins Dukes of Hazzard thing?

Hey, azzessories are important!

Is this what the kiddies are talking about when they say someone's "thirsty"?

"Super opinionated/judgmental, and judging with the most absurd, self-referential, and inane standards imaginable" pretty much sums up both Chloe Sevigny, and why people hate [what're often misclassified as] "hipsters." She personifies the eyerollable post-mod navel-gazey worldview wherein "when you do it, it's…

I'm just thinking she might want to get that checked.

Didn't this person call some other famous person "crass" last week? fuckin lawl

You dated Newt Gingrich?

I don't know. I'm pretty sure if someone made a vague allusion to some heinous something my boyfriend did I'd be like, "Wtf are you even talking about?" rather than having a rage stroke and grabbing for the person's neck before dramatically shattering a glass on the table. There's pretty much nothing that can convince…

Blind item gossip says Kim was forced to recant in order to keep Lisa R. happy and on the show for next season.

You mean you don't like her custom-tailored hot pink silk shirts with cuffs bedazzled with her initials?

I'm not challenging her right/need to live how she wants, I'm simply challenging the notion that she's got style & taste.