I think Kim looks more like one of those Dark Crystal geldings.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

"I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint".

Hard to pick up a lemon and put it in my see-through fridge without thinking of her.

not when you are Courtney Stodden

presenting new Jocker

I didn't think there was a way to miss the Rock Me Obmbre Jesus locks.

While the study is drawn from data that doesn't specify whether it was the husband or wife who initiated the divorce in these cases, Karraker suggests that divorces coinciding with a wife's illness could actually be a matter of the ill wife wanting to cut the cord due to dissatisfaction with her husband's ability (or…

Lena Dunham took something and made it mostly about her? NO WAY!

The only thing I like about Jeremy Clarkson is that he supposedly punched Morgan in the face.

TW: Unpopular opinion.

Big scraggly beards are gross. Faces are nice.

i cannot be the only person who finds Jared Leto so thoroughly unappealing. am I?

I always thought it was ironic that a person with a purple mohawk and tattoos on the side of her head had a job judging other people's taste in fashion.

Due to the overwhelmingly positive response to this post, here's a picture of us:

lol

If I had life to do over, I'd spend a lot more time asking for what I want.

That sounds like a Harry Chapin song.

On my fathers 50th birthday we threw him a surprise party. All eight of my siblings made the trip to be there and one of my younger brothers brought his then girlfriend and her cousin tagged along. I immediately noticed her gracefulness but at the time was going through the realization that I had failed at my chosen…

This might not make sense to some Americans or Canadians, but it is a big deal for a English girl - specifically one from Manchester. It is my dirtiest, most shameful secret, and one that made even my husband look at me with disgust.

This is only tangentially related, but some guy at a house show asked me: "how many calories do you think you burn during sex." He wasn't trying to pick me up, he just thought he was cool by mentioning sex in a frank way. I said "none because I just lay there" and walked off. For sone reason thinking of that exchange…