Again, time and place. I spent 3 1/2 hours on a plane last week with a baby across the aisle that screamed from the safety announcement until the plane pulled up at the jetway. It was mightily annoying but (interestingly) not a single other passenger even so much as stared down the parents. People understand that…

Right? My toddler has lost his shit at the most child friendly places imaginable.

It's from Kanye's "Look At Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" line.

She couldn't leave the relationship until she had another interesting man?

On the contrary. They do change; but its always for the worse

I just had to look it up. This actually exists. WHY?????!!!!!!!!

But is skim really milk? #teamwholemilk

And several species of animals can't digest chocolate, so that means humans shouldn't eat chocolate either, right?

That may be tasty, but it's not pizza.

Darling, no. I will fight you forever formthis statement, because Europeans put corn on all their goddamned pizzas and it is the worst thing in the world. The. World.

I deliberately left corn off because that is horrifying and I wanted to pretend it isnt a thing.

Oh my God what happened to you as a child I am so sorry

Pineapple should never be cooked. Except on ham because got damn that's delicious.

Poor Jamie Dornan. He must hate himself.

Jesus christ that looks heavenly.

FETA. You can't have roasted garlic cloves without feta to balance out the flavors.

Em...what's the longest relationship you've ever been in? And was it monogamous?

Oh I was HOPING for a post on this. Because really, isn't it just beautiful that a philanderer who views lying to your partner as an essential and caring way to express love in a relationship completely fails to connect that to the fact that he has been married THREE TIMES?

Mom: "Why do you smell like smoke?"