True story: went for a staff job at a magazine not all that long ago and while I was a perfect fit for the position and they loved my work the editor was honest with me: said that the powers that be wanted a man in the position because they wanted to put more focus on sports, tech, and business ...and they thought a…

Casual Fridays.

Completely agree. The narcissists I've dealt with will, years later, still await any little thing they can grab on to and wave around as 'proof' that I'm the fucked up one. I will say, though,that the best way to deal with a narc is to ignore them and if you do have to have interaction keep it cool, clean, and…

Sure, I have kids and they've flipped out in the most inappropriate places. My response? Try to sooth them and if that doesn't work in 3.2 seconds get them the fuck out of there. In the series of pictures from this meltdown Kim is looking around for the nanny, it would seem, Kanye is smiling inanely and no one seems…

Lighten up, Francis.

Interesting that this hits the media with some regularity but seems to fly under the radar, still. Here are a few I found in three seconds. I also remember a magazine like Life - or maybe even Life - a number of years ago doing a big spread on the issue.

I don't see much parenting going on. I see the mother staring vapidly off into space, probably wondering who this strange baby is that was plopped on her lap, and the father smiling 'fondly' while he continues to clap for whatever caused him to clap in the first place.

Did he mean damaged goods in that you weren't a virgin or damaged goods in that you had issues that caused you to lie? As in too much baggage?

Don't fall for the old 'cheating doesn't happen unless there is something wrong with the marriage'. Guess what, all marriages go through rough patches and it sounds like you had one hell of a rough patch. So what does your life partner do, the one who is supposed to be there for you when you need someone to prop you…

I'm really sorry you're going through this but having been there I can tell you one thing: If he's blame shifting then he is not one bit remorseful and will either continue the affair or have another sooner or later. People don't cheat because of your shortcomings, they cheat because of their own. If he was unhappy…

I was kind of thinking the same thing. I do hope she's ok now.

Clams + red sauce = magic.

It's not just Germany that does things like that. Northern Europe is littered with horrible pizza. Ever heard of curry banana pizza? Yep, curry banana. I had it in Sweden once. Foul.

I was just going to write that that is my favourite combo. So delicious and perfect that if could have one right now I would. Tomorrow. Tomorrow I'm going to have one of those perfectly wonderful pepperoni and red onion pizzas. Cannot wait.

I think secret bank accounts would be a pretty big lie. In fact, huge.

I'd like to start a pool on when he'll be divorced three times.

That's exactly what I was going to say. Thank god it's her ex - if you can't tell the person you're with that something upsets you or hurts you without it starting an argument (and your SO turning it around and blaming you for having pesky feelings) then you are not with the right person.

I didn't realise there was more than one book. How many are there?

Real Housewives of BH is my guilty pleasure. On the other hand I have never read 50 Shades, nor do I plan on ever reading it.

Christ, my vagina is squirming just reading that. And two years? Throw the bitch in jail for ten, minimum. What the fuck.