I'm with Emily. I love a good snow storm. Hell, I love any kind of kick ass storm.

It seems people are more willing to believe because she's the wife of an Oscar winner. ind of like with Beverly Johnson - she's fairly well-known, so people were more likely to believe her. So strange that you have to be known and/or connected to be believed.

I'm reading comments on other sites that are running along the lines of 'Well NOW I am starting to believe...'. It's incredible, really.

Everyone looks more fun than Gwynnie. She tries so hard but I imagine that translates into hard work being around her. You know, laugh at her 'jokes', prop her up continually, agree that eating artisan twine washed down with the virgin tears of newborn spiders really will give your immune system a boost. I'm exhausted…

Ok, sure, and I guess I have a hard time seeing Depp having the energy to sext. If Lady Keep wouldn't do it then neither would Depp, so probably he accepted the sexts and maybe sent back a smiley face.

He strikes me as that guy who suddenly realises he's getting older and he is freaking right the fuck out, going off the rails, drinking, getting the young girlfriend, dressing like he thinks looks cool (it doesn't) and probably privately bemoaning the loss of all he threw away. Hence the perma-sour face and what looks…

Fair point, although I think his name was on one of the signs she was holding up? I can't remember because I took a quick look through the dump of pics but then felt 'ew' about the whole thing and never went back to look further.

Just wrote the same thing. We think alike. Johnny's probably too drunk to remember.

If Johnny Depp hasn't sexted who were those naked pictures of his current arm piece, which came out of the Cloud hack, for? And damn, does he look sour and rough. He needs to let go of that 90s hair.

Could be. I'll listen carefully next time my lady bits do it. :)

I thought it was when you queef.

Never heard the 'pee before sex' thing, although definitely learned the 'pee after sex' after a few UTIs in my youth. I usually pee before sex because it's not much fun if you're worried about peeing yourself and you can't really let go with a full bladder. Or you can, but that could get ugly.

So this hipster dickhead wants women to pay for the dubious honour of dating him. I like the bit where if you pay 1000 quid he'll take you to Paris. I think it's more like 'you'll pay a thousand quid to the this asshole to Paris and he'll pocket the difference'.

I should also add that if I laid out what my ex did I don't think anyone on earth would expect me to forgive, even if it was 'for me'. I think that's just another way of asking someone who has been wronged to take on another burden. Oh! I 'can't forgive' so somehow there is something wrong with me! Not on my watch.…

Yeah, I got a bit sick in my mouth over that one. I wonder if she's spotted a unicorn yet.

I had it with my second and it was a bitch. Really awful and probably worse for my kids, because I could do little more than the bare minimum to keep things rolling and then I was done. Just a funk like I've never experienced in my life. It's real, believe me.

Yeah, I let go of the anger a long time ago but I don't really see it as forgiving, as far as I'm concerned. Some things are simply unforgivable and I'm pretty ok with that. It's rare that I don't forgive someone for whatever it is they did but when I do reach that point it's after much thought and consideration. And…

I'm with you. People act like you have to be forgiving when really, you don't. I don't forgive my ex for the way he treated me or our kids but do I give a shit anymore? Not at all. It happened, I've got his number and treat him accordingly the few times I have to interact with him (civil, distant). I don't see any…

Yep, she was probably a wreck for quite some time but this decade later crap is stupid. I guarantee she does not give one fuck about him or Jolie, although probably does snicker slightly when either one gets called out. That's human nature: you can't help but get a bit of a zing when people who treated you badly…

Agreed. It's been three years and even my closest friends know that the few times I want to talk about him is when he pulls some random shit concerning the kids. Then it's a quick bitch and move on. I cannot imagine having to talk about him and the bloody divorce for the rest of my life.