Yeah, I don’t know why anyone thinks Patrick Stewart is in the closet. Like, what possible reason could he have for not coming out if he really was gay? Pretty sure most people already assume he is, and it wouldn’t hurt his career in the slightest.

Can we just believe him when he says he’s straight and appreciate how…

Patrick Stewart isn’t gay.

See, I’ve always just felt like they’re just wonderfully close best friends. And I LOVE that. Cause it is somewhat rare in our society to see male friends who are that damn affectionate with each other. It’s lovely!

Actually though this is something that I hate. Preferences in how you style your pubes/how other parties style their pubes is one thing, couching it in the language of “courtesy” or “cleanliness” or “grooming” is quite another. It’s not discourteous not to shave your face or armpits or less, or your pubes.

It took a pretty embarrasing amount of time for me to realize that. Now, whenever I hear that -

But there’s one thing, above all else, that you should remember as she gets close to orgasm: do not change what you’re doing in terms of routine and pacing.

Me showing up to take the test

Not my cake disaster but I was witness to this as a plus one at a wedding. Couple orders gluten free cake because best man has Celiac (we know this because the table tents said in lieu of favors they were donating to several charities including one having to due with Celiac disease in honor of the best man). Bakery…

Less cake-related but rather young-family-member-meltdown-related ... My littlest cousin lives overseas and we’ve only met a couple of times - but we wanted to include him in our wedding ceremony when he was about 6 so we made him a ring bearer. By all accounts he was super excited until he got to the rehearsal and rea…

Thank you!

There was no disaster. I fucking adored my cake, and I’m using this as an excuse to post a picture of it.

Yeah, she’s great. Everyone was getting antsy because we were waiting. My mother-in-law was like- “Come on, everyone’s hungry, let’s start!” I told her that sounds like a personal problem for everyone else, are they here to see us get married or eat?!

There was some sort of miscommunication, wherein I said “I really really really want this one particular cake at the wedding reception” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyiv_cake) and my father-in-law heard “I don’t want a cake at all.” We had this really lovely dessert table, and nobody realized anything was amiss, but…

I hate cake and my husband is dessert agnostic so we decided no cake for our wedding. Until my nephew found out and had a pretty decent-sized meltdown* about it which coincided with me finding $100 in the budget. We went to Whole Foods two days before our wedding and ordered a cute round cake and a corresponding sheet…

My wedding itself was a disaster, thanks to mommy dearest. Since the big wedding plans got cancelled, we were going to elope with just our photographers - we ended up inviting a few family members. ANYWAY. We went to a cupcake store while we were taking our pictures before we got married/met up with everyone, and…

So... not a disaster, but I can’t help but share this because I loved my tiered apple pie for my wedding oh so much. It was the best.

Pepperidge Farm cakes are AWESOME if you have just broken up with someone and want to eat your feelings from a box with a fork in front of your television.

Not much of a disaster but we went to cut the cake and for some reason my mom got really impatient, so she yanked the knife out of my husband’s hand and just cut us two pieces, handed them to us and said “Here!”

You beat everyone to the best joke.

Had to delay my wedding ceremony almost an hour and a half because my friend who went to pick up my cake/cupcakes made the lady do them over while she watched. Apparently she’d just smeared icing on the top of the cupcakes (no cute swirl) and didn’t add the decorations my friend had asked (and paid!) for.