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Agree. This just reminds me of the fairly odd parents episode where Timmy and the popular girl are the last people on earth and she keeps demanding him to tell her she’s pretty. “TELL ME IM PRETTY!!!!!!” is what I say in my head when I see her butt pics.

The more I see Beyonce’s dress the more I grow to dislike it. Especially in that pose. I have no idea why.

I know this is partly a gossip blog. I have no beef with that. I love Jezebel and the cool community here.

The Beyonce hagiography really needs to stop. Her Met Gala dress was trashy and derivative of everything she’s worn on the red carpet for the past decade. It’s entirely possible that Khloe was recreating Beyonce’s Instagram photo for attention because we all know that Beyonce invented the ass, curves, and Feminism.

I realize I am likely in the minority here, since Instagram celebrities and reality TV are a thing, but I don’t particularly find a grown woman spending time posing for multiple “here is my butt” photos and then compiling them into a collage to post on the internet cool or interesting. I think it’s actually lame and

Their whole relationship skeezes me out. Tyga leaving his fiancee for a much younger woman, the very nasty twitter war between Kylie and fam and Blac Chyna and fam, Kylie dating a 25 year old while she can’t even buy lottery tickets, Kylie potentially being a mother figure to a child that is only 14 years younger than

I did this with my mother. She was a classic narcissistic personality, with all the fun gas-lighting and verbal / emotional abuse. She would say terrible things, deny saying terrible things, freeze me out for a while, and then come back for more. It was a vicious, vicious cycle, and at 34, I still struggle with

Best thing my birth thing ever did was to abandon me at a year old. Sure, if I hadn’t annoyed the neighbors with my crying I could have died since she never came back and locked the deadbolt behind her...

I have always loathed this “holiday,” but now that I have my own children I tolerate it. They give me Nutella and let me sleep in, and in return I work to make them feel all the love, support, and acceptance that was sorely missing from my childhood.

And a shout out to all those people that are trying against all odds to still make it work when everybody else wants them to get away.

My mother is an alcoholic, compulsive-spender-hoarder narcissist. I finally went no contact with her last year and this will be my first mother’s day not acknowledging her. It’s tough because there is always an innate desire to please, to be a good person to your mother. But when it just gets thrown in your face and

YOU ARE NOT! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND LOVED.

Hey Jezzies.

I was adopted as a baby, and emancipated at 14 from my second family for these reasons. I find this time of year especially hard and it’s always good to know I am not alone in this.

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.

You don’t win friends with salad!

Calvin needs to recognize.

Fuck her. Fuck her pantsuit. Fuck Mayweather. Oh and fuck Tidal too while we’re at it.

Beyonce is a piece of garbage who uses feminism as a marketing ploy.

Are disappointed that Beyonce and Nicki paid good money to go watch a woman beater fight and contribute to the system that allows him to make 180 million dollars for 36 minutes of work?