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As much as I dislike Iggy, I do kinda like when celebrities actually admit they've had work done. Celebrities, they're just like US! (or those of us who choose to get plastic surgery)

Cameo- BD Wong and Ming Na Wen as Mulan's parents.

That Amy Poehler thing better not be true! I don't want to know if we got that close to having her host TDS. She would be amazing!

Ming-Na in anything, seriously

As long as they can get Ming-Na Wen in the movie I will be happy with it.

Jesus H. Christ, the level of vitriol in these comments is ridiculous. If you don't want to or can't afford to give a wedding gift, don't. If you're willing to spend $50 on ugly ass towels but unwilling to put that same $50 in an envelope, you're being silly. It's not that difficult.

I mean. . .it sounds like you don't like weddings at all, so maybe just don't go to them and avoid this whole thing?

I've gotten screamed on the MP about this before, but whatevs. Here I am again to say:

My husband and I did a honeymoon registry with Traveler's Joy, and it was great. All our friends and family thought it was a great idea, and only one person complained (someone who didn't think it was proper to tell anybody where the registry was - we had a wedding website that said, you absolutely don't need to give

Pearls: CLUTCHED.

but why does it matter if it's for the wedding or for a honeymoon? I agree that you should simplify your wedding if you can't afford it but a larger wedding was probably really important to her, more so than a kickass honeymoon.

Good god, why is it such a struggle just to let people do what they want?

Then don't give anything. Any couple who aren't assholes recognize that your presence is gift enough. If they have a problem with that, well, that's their problem.

I tell all my brides who get crap from people about their choices two things: Your love is the centerpiece of the day, not the food or the DJ; and guests are there to celebrate your marriage, not to be entertained by you.

I love being from a family of New York Italian-Americans: Cash. Cash for everyone. Oh, you have a registry? Okay. Here, have a check. Use it on your honeymoon, your down payment on a house or your fondue set.

Plus, it makes holding grudges so much easier when you can see that Aunt Gina only gave your granddaughter $50

My nephew set up a HoneyFund for his honeymoon expenses. I said, no way, the website takes 3-5% away in fees. So I just gave him a big, fat check instead.

My husband can divorce me, but my sweatpants cannot. #sweatpantsareforever

I don't take issue with it being bullshit as much as I take issue with the "YAY BEYONCE BE MEAN TO THIS OTHER PERSON BECAUSE SHES A WHORE AND WE HATE HER" thing. It's looking sexist as fuck and God are we all eating it up.

I am 100% for calling Lena out on the racist and classist shit in Girls but this is just weirdly bitter, especially considering that Lena's success should be something that Jezebel celebrates— as of this fall, female directors still only make up 13% of all directors of prime time tv shows. Dunham's show is flawed, but

Yea, this was super weird to read. I guess now I know how my friends feel when I make fun of them for still having stuffed animals.