Mah girl

yeah what is this movie even about?

putting everything else aside, what the hell happened to cameron crowe?

Can you even imagine how horrific it would be to bone Bobby Flay? Just think about it.

Yeah, well I just finished my 16th Netflix marathon. THIS MONTH.

My mom used to live next door to a guy in his 80s who gave her what must have amounted to at least $1000 worth of plants and chopped wood that he stole from the Kroger. In the middle of the day. Because he seriously did not give any fucks at all.

The woman in the room next to my aunt’s in the rest home taunted her “enemy” into bitchslapping her in the dining hall so that the enemy would be kicked out. It worked, and now she is gloating about her successful plan.

“I demand that I climax,” Minaj said simply. “I think women should demand that.”

*moves pizza from “Things In Australia Not Trying To Kill You” list to “Things In Australia Trying To Kill You” list*

How the meeting should have gone.

Maybe you should sit down for this...

Yeah, in the sense that TLC is hypocritical as fuck.

Also from the AFA’s dumbass petition:

Let's just take all the presidents off our money and replace with people who aren't so shitty. That way we don't have to choose.

I MEAN HE HAS GLASSES

Frankly, there’s nothing new and it doesn’t look very funny, so ABC’s determination to go ahead with developing the show in the face of protest from the MRC and a host of religious groups and leaders looks like a cultural thumb in the eye.

Chloe, Celeste, Clara, Claudia?

Oh sure, it’s a joke, but I would totally watch the shit out of a Black Widow rom-com tv series. Or some more Agent Carter. (Come on ABC, get your shit together and renew it already.)

This is how kids start getting eating problems which grow into eating disorders. No food should be off limits because it’s ‘bad’. Food isn’t ‘good’ or ‘bad’. It’s about how much of each you have and that you have a good variety. Attaching emotions or negativity to certain food groups will lead a child down a slippery…

Dude I basically end up retweeting everything she writes it’s fucking uhmahzing.