Also it would be a good lesson to the children to return something to it's rightful owner if it was wrongfully taken from him/her/them

I'm morbidly curious as to what would happen if somebody wearing one of those things just happened to sneeze really hard.

not much is wrong with kids these days, at least statistically. Pregnancy rates are way down as is drug use, violent crime, murder and general violence. This is just a new chapter in the generational panic history our country is obsessed with. Great series of podcasts about it on cracked. Basically though the 24 hour…

Go with session, you lucky duck you.

Maybe this helmet on her head is preventing the spirits from reaching her brain.

So you're telling me that picture isn't from a SNL parody of Nancy Grace?

Yes. We are the same person and this is some Orphan Black shit.

"Oh, is this offensive? I had no idea! If only we had a teacher to educate us on such things!"

"...PBS and co-producers at WNED Buffalo 'believed that the show was no longer the best way to teach kids reading skills.'"

Asperger's is not a mental illness.

"But some women are making it out that mysoginy and men feeling entitled to women is what is causing this rash of lethal violence against women."

I remember the episode where all of the electricity in the studio went out and he was so pissed he started kicking the fake fireplace saying "It would be great if CBS paid their bills......and built real fireplaces." His reaction to the loss of power ,filmed virtually in the dark but with backup camera power, still…

I hereby nominate a successor:

I'm a Deist with Atheist leanings—and as much as I will always advocate for respecting the beliefs of those who wonder (and those who wander, because there's a significant difference there), I approve of this article.

That's what my gynecologist said to me.

"How To Chose A College Major"

sorry, dancer.

Jesus Christ, this is a shitshow of an article. And it could've been done so well, too.