The hardest thing for me will be not being able to edit or delete after 15 minutes. Sometimes I edit months later! Now all my mistakes will be there for everyone to see!

The reason a shitload of regulars stopped commenting here a couple years ago.

If any of you were wondering what an open thread on the Avocado is like, this is it. Everyone rushing over each other to shout into the void.

I gave up somewhere in season 2 or 3.
I know, I have failed you.

I was at 18:1 last I checked.

Thanks, Miller!

*splashes water on Jon*

Thank you kindly

Or just hold the curser on my avatar

Thank you!

I DIDN'T CARE FOR MAD MEN!

Someone please admire my ratio before it is lost forever. IT'S ALL I HAVE!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY PRECIOUS RATIO!?!?!

Actually, I might be sticking around. We'll see how bad it is. This seems like one of the rare occasions when the commentariat isn't overreacting.

All is not lost!

*looks down at shoes*

We need you now more than ever, Will Harris!

It's been a fun and sufficiently distracting few years. I'll miss……….
………
Some of you.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Of cock?