She’s a badass. Italy’s own Jabba, Berlusconi, hated her because she wasn’t an underage sex trafficked escort willing to marvel at his genius and virility. He never stopped blasting her for being old, fat, ugly, uncharming, blah blah blah, and she just punted every insult like a pro.

But, you know, women are the…

Too stupid to be anything but proud. She’s a trump

I was just so embarrassed for the entire country when that happened.

She was invited to the G20 by Daddy, and she tried to speak at the adult table.

She tried to insert herself into a conversation amongst G20 leaders, and was summarily ignored.

What is the context of this gif again? And can she ever not present herself as a Stepford wife?

Anybody who takes Andrew Yang seriously needs to keep their political opinions to themselves. He’s a libertarian grifter who caters to the left instead of the right, likely because the conservative market is so saturated.

If you claim to be “for the people” — or at least economically progressive — but own a second home, I will always side-eye you a little bit. I get it! Various members of my extended family own lake houses and the like (from 4-room cottages to two-story luxury remodels) and it’s SO nice to be able to escape. But if you…

Ken Jennings was never going to be a permanent host. Some brain-dead, out of touch executive who has probably never watched jeopardy, made the decision to run him for a trial. Not even Alex Trebek liked him, let alone the audience.

So, Ken Jennings has effectively removed himself from consideration as permanent Jeopardy host, right?

I don’t think weaponizing Karens is a good idea...

Won’t solve it. The culture is rotten and internalized misogyny is only going to metastasize in that environment. Like all others who enter the force with the best intentions, the ones with scruples will get drummed out or corrupted and only the cool-girl/pick me-types will survive.

Well, it would be fine to raid a home of black folks and shoot up few of them.

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

My dad worked for one company essentially his whole life and retired with a pension. Both of those things are inconceivable these days. He could NOT understand my life when I was a freelancer (“so... you don’t have a job?” “yes, I do, I actually have 4 of them...”) or my job hopping (“if you had stayed at XYZ, you’d…

I was raised to believe that if you weren’t in school or at work, you were lazy. My parents (Depression-era, born and raised in poverty) never took sick leave even when they were sick. I was in the hospital as a kid, and they still went to work. They missed every school play, recital, spelling bee, science, fair,…

I feel the same way about people who think cider is better than beer and that pizza should not have pineapple. To each their own. Happy holidays from my bowl of turnips to yours.

Oh, they aren’t as sweet as beets, and I am confident that you’ll love them. As user Soused suggested, boil them in stock. This will make your first time unforgettable. 

My Scottish Great-Granny Armstrong always told us ‘neeps were just as good as taties, and she was right. I try, but I never quite get mine tasting as good as I remember hers did. (And yes, turnips are a staple in the South - at least, all the South I’ve lived in: TX, AR, TN, and NC. Especially NC.)

Listen, I think mashed turnips are delightful.