Man, that Cassie newsitem was hard to read. I also have to admit that while it probably didn’t come out of nowhere considering how Colton reacted when Cassie left the show, it still caught me by surprise as the two of them came across as a sweeter than usual post-Bachelor couple for a while. Again another moment…

I don’t watch that trash, so no surprise how messy and trashy the bachelor shit is, but from my gossip rag addiction memory, wasn’t he painted as some sort of good looking celibate christian? So, like that all tracks I guess. You can never trust a fundamentalist as should be very clear to all of us at this point.

he once placed a tracking device on the bottom of her car, which she says he has admitted to.

From our friends at The Onion:

It’s almost...

Why does this sound like a new verse to We Didn’t Start the Fire?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Damn heterosexuals, always shoving their sexuality down our throats. Gah!

Remember back when we all thought W was the literal face of Satan? That America could and would sink no lower? Oh, what heady day those were! Such innocence... Clinton lied about a blowjob and then Baby Bush was all Texan and us on the left had just *stomps feet and crosses arms* had it! I just... yuh know, fuck…

At least Uncle Joey is still not funny.  Not everything changes.

Danny’s act is filthy, Aunt Becky’s a convict, DJ’s boob is getting touched...the world doesn’t make sense anymore!

For all of us, this posing with your partner in a playful way is nothing. Probably not something we’d put on a holiday card and send to family, but social media posts - total nothing.

But let’s remember Candace Bure’s audience. She is Kirk Cameron’s sister, and she’s as fucking bonkers as he is with the backwards…

I’m sure there’s at least three Mike Pence burners in there, mostly seething with jealously that Val wasn’t grabbing his boob.

“For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob

As for the image, the site added a GIF over his spacious trousers in the form of a black text box that read: “Image Loading...

Supposedly Kyle’s contract says she can’t be fired. Supposedly the same deal with LVP.

THIS.  1000 times.

True but as they will be able get tests and afford healthcare, they will blow it off as no big deal. The average US citizen is probably fucked.

“They’ll grow back” was a lie sold to every girl who grew up in the 90s/early 00s. Wanna know how I know?

I’m glad this happened. Not because I want this woman to have Covid, but because I want rich people to know that there is nowhere to run away from this problem.