Small hands is getting his ass handed to him real soon. Lock him up lock him up. Lol. I’m starting the chant now. Lol

He’s fine and he’s smart as hell. His gorgeous face and his legal resume speak for themselves. There is no question he’s capable of both!

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

Could Avenatti get it? My friend and I were having a whole debate about whether he’s cute because he’s cute or because he’s giving 45 a hard time.

WHY ARE ALL THESE GRIFTERS SO FUCKING BAD AT THEIR JOBS!?!

Avenatti appears to be the perfect foil for trump.

As a white person, I am totally in favor of an open movement to arming more black people. Not because I think it would really fix anything, but mainly because I want to see a bunch of Republican gun nuts come apart at the seams and start foaming at the mouth.

I had hot tea in my hands when I got to the athlete’s foot. You might owe me my ER bill for the burns

I actually think this plan is perfect. However, our spokesperson will have to have an alias. Because no knee-grow has a birth/gov’t name that ugly.

Criminal homicide, versus justifiable or negligent, I would imagine.

First off, this is genius. Secondly, “Maybe we can get some sponsorships from people who benefit from police not killing black people, like Shea Moisture or the prison industry.” Sir!!!

It has to be a black woman they like. Wanda Sykes? Oprah, maybe?

when you realize that he has the mental flexibility to say that people are the problem, lock em up, and people are the problem, get them help, when discussing chicago vs parkland - thats when you realize president circus peanut has ascended to grandmaster wypipo status.

The Oath Keepers, an anti-government, far-right extremist group comprised of former and current military, police, fire-fighters and other first-responders has issued a nationwide wide call to its members to “defend our schools against the threat of mass murder. To post up armed outside your local school, as close as…

I see you Michael.

Gun control laws were all passed with racist motivation. Whether it was to keep recently freed slaves from arming themselves and being able to stand up to the KKK or it was a reactionary measure after seeing the Black Panthers holding rifles in the street on national television or seeing black kids doing drive-by…

I hate when the reporters ask her what Trump meant when he said something. Why give her the wiggle room? The opportunity to clarify his idiocy? Why give Trump the benefit of the doubt that in some possible way he wasn’t being a complete fucking moron?

“Is he trained in firing a weapon?” LOL.

gedagtes en gebede = thoughts and prayers translated to Afrikaans

Thoughts and prayers for the plight of white South Africans.