“America,” surely? Why make America masculine and dative/ablative here?

The vast majority of human beings are numskull illiterate cretins so it works out ok.

This just in! —Companies regard all Americans as numbskull illiterate cretins put on this earth just to make themselves wealthy.

A click-baity headline on anything (formerly)Gawker!?

That headline makes it sound as though the Feds are laying blame on Tesla (as in, they knew, but didn’t do anything), when in fact they acknowledged that Tesla did some due diligence to avoid/mitigate foreseeable issues. So maybe a bit hyperbolic/clickbaity on the headline there?

Don’t count out age and experience, my friend. She and I both have black belts. Sure, we purchased them online but good luck trying to run while we whip them at your legs!

“It was like something... in an Edgar suit. Wearing him like a suit.”

An interesting quote I read from a supporter in a Y! News article:

Lol, you’re a good sport.

Age and treachery will be youth and vigor any day, sweets

Four years?!?! My mother is 68, bud. Get in line!

She’s the best. My mother has had a big ole lesbian crush on her since she was a child. I’ve actually been to the last five farewell tours, because it is the easiest birthday present for my mother. Live forever, Cher!

I can barely understand what she wrote, she is too hip for me and a treasure.

Cher Power is my favorite thing in the world! Love her!

And when Jimmy couldn’t pull himself up by his bootstraps-because his father taught his mother a lesson very hard with his fists while she was pregnant and that left Jimmy paralyzed- we just hid him in the closet so he’d know how shameful it was that the family had him.

Yes, but this is also their plan. Shift that responsibility off the federal government and put it on individuals and families who are already struggling. Families who will bear an even larger burden under Trump’s tax plan and who will benefit less from it.

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting would be privatized, while the National Endowment for the Arts and National Endowment for the Humanities would be eliminated entirely

I just, I can’t.

I’m glad they are finally defunding Sesame Street. Kids today are too used to being given everything. In my day, if we wanted to watch puppets count to ten, we had to go and farm our own sheep, shear them ourselves, make wool, knit socks with needles we had whittled from trees we grew ourselves, stick our hands in the…